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Not one… not two… but THREE Collapsible Colanders all in one set! From dish drawer to kitchen drawer, StrainerPro3 by Kool Kitchen Pro isn’t just a space saver, but a kitchen prep godsend too! Find Out More…

What, The Kids are Home Already?!

Your peace is about to be disrupted and you’ve still got dinner to cook, but the idea of messing up the kitchen with an elaborate cooking spree is beyond comprehension. But then you remembered, you have a set of three colanders in a drawer. Of all places!

Suddenly you realize, you CAN cook an epic dinner without the epic mess, because all those collapsible colanders fold up to go from the dish drawer to kitchen drawer.

… The kids are fussing around you, trying to get your attention

But you don’t care.

You’ve got large, glorious over sink colanders to wash things like lettuce and potatoes in! And when you’re done with that, you’ll throw your few scraps in, to recycle later.

And pasta drainers! Now you’re straining pasta like a boss, and those potatoes too!

It’s pasta with tomato sauce night! Great you’ve also got a 9” strainer for things like tinned tomatoes, wouldn’t you say?!  

… Then you realise, it’s gone strangely quiet.

You look around. The table has been set. Outside, the kids are playing

And the kitchen is tidy.

Dinner for the win, by StrainerPro3

  • 3 Piece Collapsible Colander with Handle Set

  • Over The Sink Strainer (6-Quart Rectangle, Large Strainer Basket)

  • 9” Round Small Strainer

  • 11” Round Spaghetti Strainer / Pasta Drainer / Noodle Strainer

  • Silicone Colander Heat-Resistant up to 446°F

  • Just 2 Inches when folded!

  • BPA Free, FDA Approved, Dishwasher Safe

  • 12-Month Manufacturing Warranty. 

StrainerPro3, by Kool Kitchen Pro. Order Your “Mess-Saving” Set Now

Laundry Sucks, But Your Collapsible Basket Doesn’t Have To!

Unlike most folding clothes hampers with hard-to-collapse sides, not to mention an all-rubber edge that is nearly impossible to expand evenly, this 3 Piece Laundry Set makes light work of washing clothes… and many other things!

Take for example, the Hydraulic-Cush Design

It was customized with effortless folding in mind. And while we can’t remove the grind of folding laundry, we can make folding the laundry BASKET super duper easy! Because we studied the mechanics of things that “concertina” we were able to find the right size plastic to rubber, and combine it in a smooth folding design.

This creates an easier “slide” as you fold, and a more stable pop up hamper, even when empty, and naturally makes each laundry load less of a chore.

Of course, you may be using this bin for wet and dirty clothing, bath toys, pet supplies storage or even washing tubs, so we did our homework there too! Our heavy duty plastic and thick rubber, are durable enough for those hard edges, as well as being waterproof to wash the dog, or as a portable camping washing up tub!

From Dorms To Homes, It’s Laundry for the Win! By Koolapsible… Popup Laundry Hamper With FREE Mesh Laundry Bags

  • Large Basket with Handles 23.6” x 15.7” x 10.8” Expanded

  • Space Saving 2.7” When Folded Flat!

  • With Two Mesh Laundry Bags - 7.9” x 11.8” and 11.8” x 15.7”

  • Comes With 2-Year Warranty

  • Featured Color – White and Grey

When you order Koolapsible one of two kool things will happen. You’ll love the space saving, easy to fold Hydraulic-Cush, and maybe even enjoy laundry day. Or, we’ll refund every cent so you can find your best basket, too. So order now, risk free.

FIRST BULLET

EFFORTLESS FOLDING: While we can’t remove the grind of folding laundry, we can make folding the laundry BASKET super duper easy! The secret is our unique Hydraulic-Cush that combines solid AND flexible sides creating more stability each time you expand and fold. Laundry sucks, but your basket doesn’t have to.

AMAZON FEATURE BULLET EXAMPLES

CHIP N DIP SET

TRIPLE THE DIPS! No need to cobble together 3 mismatching dishes, or choose between salsa bowl OR relish dish, because our chip & dip sets come with a 2 sectional serving dish (4oz each side) and 10oz dip bowl! So you can serve up 3 of your favorite condiments next to your favorite crunchy snack.

RAISED ACACIA WOOD BOWL: Chip bowls for parties never remain in one spot. They’re carried around, placed back down… and then moved by another hungry guest again. So we added raised rubber feet! Now you can EASILY pick up your chip dip set and place it down as often as you like without scratching

SPACIOUS, 13 INCH LARGE SERVING PLATTER: Your round serving platter has a circular groove in the centre to hold your small dish in place. But notice, no large center walls! That means you have more space to cram your wooden bowl with chips before having to refill. A chip and dip bowl we can all love!

ATTRACTIVE ENTERTAINING ESSENTIALS: Durable and beautiful, the Acacia wood plate is ideal as a cracker server with cheese ball serving dish in center, veggie platter, nacho tray and guacamole bowl for your nacho bar, nacho chips and salsa serving dish or even shrimp cocktail with seafood sauce!

BEAUTIFULLY FINISHED: Your wooden chip dip tray is finished with a food safe varnish that makes it easy to wash (handwash only). Your ceramic serving dishes are 100% dishwasher safe. Pair this chip dish with our matching 3pc charcuterie bowls on a tray, and upgrade your home entertaining with NUGOODS.

NORDIC VASE

HANDMADE NORDIC BOTTLE VASES: In a world obsessed with the donut vase, we handmade two unique vases in Nordic neutrals to compliment your curvy vases and room decor with an earthy yet geometric edge. Gorgeous in coastal decor or shabby chic decor and perfect for you, in any room you choose.

A TEXTURED VASE WITH SCANDANAVIAN CLASS: This rectangle vase features a sweeping arch adorned by a ribbed texture that’s easy on the eye. The speckled finish on this off white ceramic vase set gives it a stone vase / concrete vase vibe and a great gift for people who love clay vases for home decor. And this vase decor set has been fired at 2336degF making it hard, durable, non-absorbant and yours for life.

THE STATEMENT PIECE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR: As far as decorative vases go, these cool vases are versatile and stunning for coffee table decor all the way up to wedding decor. Fill them with a dried flower bouquet, dried babys breath, cut pampas grass or fragrant fresh flowers! They love them all!

LIGHT TAN VASE SET OF 2 CUTE VASES: The short vase is 4.1 x 3.3” wide, 6” tall and 1lb. The tall vase is 4.2 x 3.4” wide, 8.7” tall and 1.5lbs. This ceramic pottery vase set is non-porous, so go ahead and use them with flowers in water. A wide mouth vase with stability for a lavish dry plant display.

LUXURY HOUSE ACCESSORIES FOR HOME: This modern flower vase set brings old world Nordic charm to any entryway decor, fireplace decor and more. The bottle shape with ribbed texture is inspired by designer boutiques to create versatile shelf decor aesthetic that looks truly spectacular. Get yours now.

BABY CAR SEAT COVER

THE KICK-PROOF COVER: Babies wriggle. It’s a fact of life. From morning to night these wriggly giggly little bundles of joy LOVE to give US the run around with their little legs pumping out air-marathons. So, to keep up with them, we designed a car seat canopy that is 100% Kick-Proof and NEVER slips off!

SOFT AND COZY: As a fully secured baby carrier cover, baby is fully enclosed and protected from weather and germs! And, you won’t find any surprise legs sticking out catching the cold! But we also added a soft velvety interior that’s warm, snuggly, and breathable. It’s cozy, without stifling.

KEEPS PESKY THINGS AWAY: Most baby car seat covers come fully enclosed or with an open window. But ours also has a net window too! So baby can still look outside without people touching him/her and without the annoyance of flying objects. And you can zip open the net for open air access.

EASY TO USE: Soft Velcro protects your hands while attaching the baby canopy to the handle of your carrier. It’s 34.5 x 15.5” and fits all standard rear facing car seat / stroller carriers. 2 side clasps allow you secure your infant car seat cover fast and easily so it doesn’t slip, or get kicked off!

90-DAY WARRANTY: While you can’t use it for a nursing cover up, what you’ll appreciate more, is knowing that your baby is inside a stretchy car seat cover that’s designed to do one job perfectly – keep baby protected without slipping off! Try it now and also enjoy our 90-Day Warranty, from Bristin Baby

CORNHOLE LIGHTS

ILLUMINATING FUN : Not only do these Cornhole LED lights illuminate AND change color, but they flash and strobe too! Just switch them on at the battery box, and use the remote for the rest! And no matter whether you’re throwing hangers or HAMMERS, they’re heavy duty enough to handle any game bag. Speaking of bags – this cornhole accessories set also comes with cornhole bags set of 8 regulation size!

8 CORNHOLE BEAN BAGS: There will always be sore losers who throw them in a tantrum, or extra guests will show up! And that’s ok, because you get 8 corn hole bags. Add them extra to your cornhole game, or replace old gear. Bags are 5.9 x 5.9 Inches and made from water resistant Oxford polyester.

ACCESSORIES INCLUDED: You can start playing immediately, because batteries are included and so are screws to mount your light from beneath your cornhole board. You bring the Philips screwdriver! Your set also comes with corn hole bean bags, and a cornhole carrying bag for a portable cornhole game.

WATER RESISTANT: You’ll naturally bring your corn hole game board in when it rains, but any drops of water aren’t a problem because these cornhole board lights are water resistant like each corn hole bag. And because the battery pack is mounted underneath, it’s also protected from moisture.

WILL IT FIT MY BOARD? If you have a regulation size 6” inch cornhole board, these lights and bags fit. You’ll mount them underneath the board, so they illuminate up through the hole. And if you get them home and discover they’re not quite right, let us know so we can replace them in time for the game.

AMAZON A+ CONTENT EXAMPLES

TAGLINES AND CATCHPHRASES

Don’t Think, Just Drink

— Life Bottle

Why Grind, When You Can Storm!

— Storming (Chicken Shredder)

Made for Life, Not Landfill

— Sew Sew You

Wrist Candy for the Soul

— Sweet Little Seed Bead

Crazy Cat Lady? Not So Crazy Now.

— Little Hippo (Baby Clay Footprint Kit)

Beyond Ergonomics

— Nouhaus (Ergo 3D)

Simple Things, Made Better

— Smirly

Lights, Camera, Action! But First… Coffee.

— Strata Cups (Camera Lens Mug)

Limitless Leads.

— Cosmic Leads

Helping Wine Get Their Wings

— Lazenne (Wine Sleeve)

The Kitchen Gloves Built with Cast Iron Cooking in Mind

— Kool Kitchen Pros (Oven gloves)

Drop Logs, Not Trees.

— Carbon Neutral Toilet Paper